2024-25 Week 14 Scores

Position Cooper DeJean is not my lover Dez Still Caught It
QB Josh Allen - BUF 51.88 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 12.9 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Chase Brown - CIN 24.3 2.8 Bucky Irving - TB
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 32.2 45.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Xavier Worthy - KC 9.6 32.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 8.9 0 Jayden Reed - GB
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 15 14 Trey McBride - ARI
K John Parker Romo - MIN 0 6 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 2 10 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 156.78 149.06
Position She Sucks My Boswell The Good Guys
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 24.56 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Chase Brown - CIN 24.3 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 20.1 12.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 45.1 13.7 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 4.3 45.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Drake London - ATL 12 8.9 Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI
TE George Kittle - SF 21.1 13.4 Jonnu Smith - MIA
K Cade York - CIN 9 5 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Cincinnati Bengals - CIN 7 -4 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 167.46 133.96
Position Anthony’s Richer Son your killin me willis
QB Cooper Rush - DAL 13.82 51.88 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 14.4 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 12.9 26.8 Isaac Guerendo - SF
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 32.2 16.6 Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 13.7 32.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Joshua Palmer - LAC 13.8 4.3 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 8.5 21.1 George Kittle - SF
K Younghoe Koo - ATL 7 4 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 4 10 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 120.32 181.28
Position Bad at This H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Aidan O'Connell - LV 6.76 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 14.4 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 23.7 12.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Drake London - ATL 12 32.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN 2.9 13.7 Jakobi Meyers - LV
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 32.2 45.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 6.2 21.1 George Kittle - SF
K John Parker Romo - MIN 0 16 Jason Sanders - MIA
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 10 -4 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 108.16 175.96
Position hancocky bastards Southport Skegs
QB Dak Prescott - DAL 0 51.88 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Ezekiel Elliott - DAL 1.6 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Deuce Vaughn - DAL 0 12.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 21.4 45.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR KaVontae Turpin - DAL 4.1 12 Drake London - ATL
WR Jalen Brooks - DAL 0 25.9 Davante Adams - NYJ
TE Luke Schoonmaker - DAL 4.2 21.1 George Kittle - SF
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9 4 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 1 0 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 41.3 187.28
Position Mike “Big Mac” Big Mac Skid Marks
QB Brock Purdy - SF 22.1 14.1 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Chase Brown - CIN 24.3 18.9 De'Von Achane - MIA
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 8.1 16.4 Aaron Jones - MIN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 21.4 8.3 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR DJ Moore - CHI 10.9 10.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 6 4.3 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE George Kittle - SF 21.1 13.4 Jonnu Smith - MIA
K Tyler Bass - BUF 6 4 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF San Francisco 49ers - SF 15 11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 134.9 100.7
Position Beat My Meat to Zeke Who’s Nailin’ Jalen?
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 24.56 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 8.1 4.9 James Cook - BUF
RB Isaac Guerendo - SF 26.8 26.8 Isaac Guerendo - SF
WR Puka Nacua - LAR 41.8 14.9 Malik Nabers - NYG
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 21.4 20.2 Rome Odunze - CHI
WR Amari Cooper - BUF 15.5 17.4 Jerry Jeudy - CLE
TE George Kittle - SF 21.1 8.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Tyler Bass - BUF 6 5 Will Reichard - MIN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 5 10 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 170.26 132.26
Position Freakofnature jacksons team
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 23.54 -
RB Isaac Guerendo - SF 26.8 -
RB Rico Dowdle - DAL 15.1 -
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 7.3 -
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 28.1 -
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 17.4 -
TE David Njoku - CLE 17.2 -
K Blake Grupe - NO 0 -
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 4 -
Total 139.44 0
Position Pay Day Gray Up!!!
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 23.54 14.1 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Chase Brown - CIN 24.3 4.9 James Cook - BUF
RB Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG 19.3 24.3 Chase Brown - CIN
WR Mike Evans - TB 10.9 20.2 Cooper Kupp - LAR
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 13.7 28 Jauan Jennings - SF
WR Tyreek Hill - MIA 28.1 13.2 DeAndre Hopkins - KC
TE David Njoku - CLE 17.2 6.2 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Matthew Wright - KC 16 9 Cade York - CIN
DEF Jacksonville Jaguars - JAX 8 -4 Arizona Cardinals - ARI
Total 161.04 115.9
Position Team Harris Shotgun Bob
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 13.72 51.88 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 20.1 23.7 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB Kareem Hunt - KC 3.9 3.4 Blake Corum - LAR
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 4.3 7.3 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR Xavier Legette - CAR 5.9 7.5 Tutu Atwell - LAR
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.4 1.5 Ricky Pearsall - SF
TE Chig Okonkwo - TEN 3.8 1.5 Dawson Knox - BUF
K Will Reichard - MIN 5 6 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Arizona Cardinals - ARI -4 15 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 71.12 117.78
Position SemperSometimes Alpha Females
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 24.56 14.06 Caleb Williams - CHI
RB Tony Pollard - TEN 14.4 38.3 Zach Charbonnet - SEA
RB Bucky Irving - TB 2.8 3.9 Kareem Hunt - KC
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 19.6 10.9 DJ Moore - CHI
WR DK Metcalf - SEA 8.9 15.5 Amari Cooper - BUF
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 18.4 0 Tyler Lockett - SEA
TE Jonnu Smith - MIA 13.4 3.9 Will Dissly - LAC
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 4 16 Matthew Wright - KC
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 4 -8 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 110.06 94.56
Position Woke Up and Chose Violence Riley Read Option
QB Tua Tagovailoa - MIA 23.54 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 14.4 26.8 Isaac Guerendo - SF
RB Rico Dowdle - DAL 15.1 15.1 Rico Dowdle - DAL
WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN 2.9 13.8 Joshua Palmer - LAC
WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO 9.1 45.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 17.4 21.6 Khalil Shakir - BUF
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 0 14 Trey McBride - ARI
K Matthew Wright - KC 16 8 Jake Moody - SF
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 10 15 San Francisco 49ers - SF
Total 108.44 183.96
Position SaquON & On & On & On Green Bowl Packers
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 14.1 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 14.4 26.8 Isaac Guerendo - SF
RB Bucky Irving - TB 2.8 23.7 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 45.1 17.4 Jerry Jeudy - CLE
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 0 2.9 Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 21.4 28.1 Tyreek Hill - MIA
TE Jonnu Smith - MIA 13.4 5.4 Mike Gesicki - CIN
K Matthew Wright - KC 16 11 Chris Boswell - PIT
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 10 10 Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT
Total 137.2 149.86
Position Puck the Fackers Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 24.56 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Isiah Pacheco - KC 8.1 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Bucky Irving - TB 2.8 12.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Justin Jefferson - MIN 32.2 5.5 Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 45.1 21.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Mike Evans - TB 10.9 25.9 Davante Adams - NYJ
TE Brock Bowers - LV 8.2 13.4 Jonnu Smith - MIA
K Chris Boswell - PIT 11 9 Cade York - CIN
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 10 10 Tennessee Titans - TEN
Total 152.86 137.06
Position Bob Barker’s House of Pain Drew Crew
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 14.1 51.88 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Chase Brown - CIN 24.3 14.4 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Nick Chubb - CLE 4.8 20.1 Bijan Robinson - ATL
WR Brandin Cooks - DAL 7.3 10.3 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Drake London - ATL 12 0 George Pickens - PIT
WR Nico Collins - HOU 0 8.9 Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI
TE Foster Moreau - NO 6 9.5 Travis Kelce - KC
K Joey Slye - NE 0 3 Chad Ryland - ARI
DEF Dallas Cowboys - DAL 1 4 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 69.5 122.08
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Tyrannosaurs in F-14s
QB Justin Herbert - LAC 13.72 23.54 Tua Tagovailoa - MIA
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 12.9 2.8 Bucky Irving - TB
RB Rico Dowdle - DAL 15.1 38.3 Zach Charbonnet - SEA
WR Cooper Kupp - LAR 20.2 12.9 Calvin Ridley - TEN
WR Jerry Jeudy - CLE 17.4 19.2 Adam Thielen - CAR
WR Drake London - ATL 12 21.6 Khalil Shakir - BUF
TE T.J. Hockenson - MIN 8.5 8.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Cameron Dicker - LAC 5 7 Nick Folk - TEN
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 9 0 Miami Dolphins - MIA
Total 113.82 133.84
Position Endzone Jones Gamecocks
QB Aidan O'Connell - LV 6.76 24.56 Joe Burrow - CIN
RB Isaac Guerendo - SF 26.8 0 Zack Moss - CIN
RB Bucky Irving - TB 2.8 15.1 Rico Dowdle - DAL
WR Khalil Shakir - BUF 21.6 45.1 Ja'Marr Chase - CIN
WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN 2.9 7.3 Brandin Cooks - DAL
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 39.3 21.4 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
TE Grant Calcaterra - PHI 10.6 6.2 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Anders Carlson - NYJ 16 9 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 2 1 Dallas Cowboys - DAL
Total 128.76 129.66
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas The Saginasty Lannisters
QB Derek Carr - NO 11.96 17.96 Kyler Murray - ARI
RB Tyjae Spears - TEN 3.3 19.4 David Montgomery - DET
RB Samaje Perine - KC 2.9 22.2 James Conner - ARI
WR Gabe Davis - JAX 0 41.8 Puka Nacua - LAR
WR Rashid Shaheed - NO 0 10.9 Mike Evans - TB
WR Jahan Dotson - PHI 1.5 8.1 Andrei Iosivas - CIN
TE Cole Kmet - CHI 0 14 Trey McBride - ARI
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 9 4 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 10 11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers - TB
Total 38.66 149.36
Position Scrantonicity 6 Skol! Go Yikes
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 14.1 34.58 Sam Darnold - MIN
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 14.4 3.7 Cam Akers - MIN
RB Isaac Guerendo - SF 26.8 16.4 Aaron Jones - MIN
WR A.J. Brown - PHI 8.3 32.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR CeeDee Lamb - DAL 21.4 39.3 Jordan Addison - MIN
WR Jakobi Meyers - LV 13.7 0 Jalen Nailor - MIN
TE George Kittle - SF 21.1 8.5 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Matthew Wright - KC 16 0 John Parker Romo - MIN
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 10 2 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 145.8 136.68
Position Kingpins of Crime The Hyrule Koroks
QB Matthew Stafford - LAR 20.8 34.58 Sam Darnold - MIN
RB Isaac Guerendo - SF 26.8 24.9 Rachaad White - TB
RB Josh Jacobs - GB 24.6 12.9 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Adam Thielen - CAR 19.2 8.3 A.J. Brown - PHI
WR Keenan Allen - CHI 6 10.9 Mike Evans - TB
WR Devaughn Vele - DEN 0 20.2 Darnell Mooney - ATL
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 13.8 8.2 Brock Bowers - LV
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 4 4 Chase McLaughlin - TB
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 2 4 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 117.2 127.98