| Position | The Good Guys | Points | She Sucks My Boswell | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Chase Brown - CIN | 24.3 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 20.1 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 13.7 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.3 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 8.9 | Drake London - ATL | 12 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 13.4 | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 |
| K | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 5 | Cade York - CIN | 9 |
| D | Arizona Cardinals | -4 | Cincinnati Bengals | 7 |
| Total | 133.96 | 167.46 | ||
| Winner | She Sucks My Boswell |
| Position | The Hyrule Koroks | Points | Kingpins of Crime | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 34.58 | Matthew Stafford - LAR | 20.8 |
| RB | Rachaad White - TB | 24.9 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 | Josh Jacobs - GB | 24.6 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 8.3 | Adam Thielen - CAR | 19.2 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 10.9 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 6 |
| WR | Darnell Mooney - ATL | 20.2 | Devaughn Vele - DEN | 0 |
| TE | Brock Bowers - LV | 8.2 | Pat Freiermuth - PIT | 13.8 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 4 | Minnesota Vikings | 2 |
| Total | 127.98 | 117.2 | ||
| Winner | The Hyrule Koroks |
| Position | The Saginasty Lannisters | Points | Krusty Krab Pizzas | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray - ARI | 17.96 | Derek Carr - NO | 11.96 |
| RB | David Montgomery - DET | 19.4 | Tyjae Spears - TEN | 3.3 |
| RB | James Conner - ARI | 22.2 | Samaje Perine - KC | 2.9 |
| WR | Puka Nacua - LAR | 41.8 | Gabe Davis - JAX | 0 |
| WR | Mike Evans - TB | 10.9 | Rashid Shaheed - NO | 0 |
| WR | Andrei Iosivas - CIN | 8.1 | Jahan Dotson - PHI | 1.5 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 14 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 0 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 |
| Total | 149.36 | 38.66 | ||
| Winner | The Saginasty Lannisters |
| Position | Sidney Deane School of Street Smarts | Points | Puck the Fackers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 8.1 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 | Bucky Irving - TB | 2.8 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF | 5.5 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 25.9 | Mike Evans - TB | 10.9 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 13.4 | Brock Bowers - LV | 8.2 |
| K | Cade York - CIN | 9 | Chris Boswell - PIT | 11 |
| D | Tennessee Titans | 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 |
| Total | 137.06 | 152.86 | ||
| Winner | Puck the Fackers |
| Position | Up!!! | Points | Pay Day Gray | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 14.1 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 23.54 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 4.9 | Chase Brown - CIN | 24.3 |
| RB | Chase Brown - CIN | 24.3 | Tyrone Tracy Jr. - NYG | 19.3 |
| WR | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 20.2 | Mike Evans - TB | 10.9 |
| WR | Jauan Jennings - SF | 28 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 13.7 |
| WR | DeAndre Hopkins - KC | 13.2 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 28.1 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 6.2 | David Njoku - CLE | 17.2 |
| K | Cade York - CIN | 9 | Matthew Wright - KC | 16 |
| D | Arizona Cardinals | -4 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 8 |
| Total | 115.9 | 161.04 | ||
| Winner | Pay Day Gray |
| Position | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | Points | Bad at This | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Aidan O'Connell - LV | 6.76 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 | Kyren Williams - LAR | 23.7 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 | Drake London - ATL | 12 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 13.7 | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 2.9 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 6.2 |
| K | Jason Sanders - MIA | 16 | John Parker Romo - | 0 |
| D | Arizona Cardinals | -4 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 |
| Total | 175.96 | 108.16 | ||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO |
| Position | jacksons team | Points | Freakofnature | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | - | 0 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 23.54 |
| RB | - | 0 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 |
| RB | - | 0 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 15.1 |
| WR | - | 0 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 7.3 |
| WR | - | 0 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 28.1 |
| WR | - | 0 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 17.4 |
| TE | - | 0 | David Njoku - CLE | 17.2 |
| K | - | 0 | Blake Grupe - NO | 0 |
| D | 0 | Philadelphia Eagles | 4 | |
| Total | 0 | 139.44 | ||
| Winner | Freakofnature |
| Position | your killin me willis | Points | Anthony’s Richer Son | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 51.88 | Cooper Rush - DAL | 13.82 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 |
| RB | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 16.6 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 13.7 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.3 | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 13.8 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.5 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 7 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 | Philadelphia Eagles | 4 |
| Total | 181.28 | 120.32 | ||
| Winner | your killin me willis |
| Position | Alpha Females | Points | SemperSometimes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Caleb Williams - CHI | 14.06 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 38.3 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 14.4 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt - KC | 3.9 | Bucky Irving - TB | 2.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore - CHI | 10.9 | Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA | 19.6 |
| WR | Amari Cooper - BUF | 15.5 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 8.9 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett - SEA | 0 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 18.4 |
| TE | Will Dissly - LAC | 3.9 | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 13.4 |
| K | Matthew Wright - KC | 16 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 |
| D | Buffalo Bills | -8 | Philadelphia Eagles | 4 |
| Total | 94.56 | 110.06 | ||
| Winner | SemperSometimes |
| Position | Riley Read Option | Points | Woke Up and Chose Violence | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 23.54 |
| RB | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 15.1 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 15.1 |
| WR | Joshua Palmer - LAC | 13.8 | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 2.9 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 | Marquez Valdes-Scantling - NO | 9.1 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 21.6 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 17.4 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 14 | Cole Kmet - CHI | 0 |
| K | Jake Moody - SF | 8 | Matthew Wright - KC | 16 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 15 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 |
| Total | 183.96 | 108.44 | ||
| Winner | Riley Read Option |
| Position | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Points | Beat My Meat to Zeke | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 |
| RB | James Cook - BUF | 4.9 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 8.1 |
| RB | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 |
| WR | Malik Nabers - NYG | 14.9 | Puka Nacua - LAR | 41.8 |
| WR | Rome Odunze - CHI | 20.2 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 17.4 | Amari Cooper - BUF | 15.5 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.5 | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 |
| K | Will Reichard - MIN | 5 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 | Seattle Seahawks | 5 |
| Total | 132.26 | 170.26 | ||
| Winner | Beat My Meat to Zeke |
| Position | Southport Skegs | Points | hancocky bastards | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 51.88 | Dak Prescott - DAL | 0 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Ezekiel Elliott - DAL | 1.6 |
| RB | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 | Deuce Vaughn - DAL | 0 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 |
| WR | Drake London - ATL | 12 | KaVontae Turpin - DAL | 4.1 |
| WR | Davante Adams - NYJ | 25.9 | Jalen Brooks - DAL | 0 |
| TE | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 | Luke Schoonmaker - DAL | 4.2 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 0 | Dallas Cowboys | 1 |
| Total | 187.28 | 41.3 | ||
| Winner | Southport Skegs |
| Position | Dez Still Caught It | Points | Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Josh Allen - BUF | 51.88 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 2.8 | Chase Brown - CIN | 24.3 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 9.6 |
| WR | Jayden Reed - GB | 0 | DK Metcalf - SEA | 8.9 |
| TE | Trey McBride - ARI | 14 | Juwan Johnson - NO | 15 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 | John Parker Romo - | 0 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 | Minnesota Vikings | 2 |
| Total | 149.06 | 156.78 | ||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover |
| Position | Skol! Go Yikes | Points | Scrantonicity 6 | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold - MIN | 34.58 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 14.1 |
| RB | Cam Akers - MIN | 3.7 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - | 0 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson - MIN | 32.2 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 8.3 |
| WR | Jordan Addison - MIN | 39.3 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 |
| WR | Jalen Nailor - MIN | 0 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 13.7 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.5 | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 |
| K | John Parker Romo - | 0 | Matthew Wright - KC | 16 |
| D | Minnesota Vikings | 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 |
| Total | 120.28 | 145.8 | ||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 6 |
| Position | Skid Marks | Points | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 14.1 | Brock Purdy - SF | 22.1 |
| RB | De'Von Achane - MIA | 18.9 | Chase Brown - CIN | 24.3 |
| RB | Aaron Jones - | 0 | Isiah Pacheco - KC | 8.1 |
| WR | A.J. Brown - PHI | 8.3 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 10.3 | DJ Moore - CHI | 10.9 |
| WR | Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.3 | Keenan Allen - CHI | 6 |
| TE | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 13.4 | George Kittle - SF | 21.1 |
| K | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 4 | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 |
| D | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 11 | San Francisco 49ers | 15 |
| Total | 84.3 | 134.9 | ||
| Winner | Mike "Big Mac" Big Mac |
| Position | Gamecocks | Points | Endzone Jones | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Aidan O'Connell - LV | 6.76 |
| RB | Zack Moss - CIN | 0 | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 |
| RB | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 15.1 | Bucky Irving - TB | 2.8 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 21.6 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 7.3 | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 2.9 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 | Jordan Addison - MIN | 39.3 |
| TE | Jake Ferguson - DAL | 6.2 | Grant Calcaterra - PHI | 10.6 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey - DAL | 9 | Anders Carlson - NYJ | 16 |
| D | Dallas Cowboys | 1 | Minnesota Vikings | 2 |
| Total | 129.66 | 128.76 | ||
| Winner | Gamecocks |
| Position | Drew Crew | Points | Bob Barker’s House of Pain | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 51.88 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 14.1 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 | Chase Brown - CIN | 24.3 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 20.1 | Nick Chubb - CLE | 4.8 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 10.3 | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 7.3 |
| WR | George Pickens - PIT | 0 | Drake London - ATL | 12 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 8.9 | Nico Collins - HOU | 0 |
| TE | Travis Kelce - KC | 9.5 | Foster Moreau - NO | 6 |
| K | Chad Ryland - ARI | 3 | Joey Slye - NE | 0 |
| D | Philadelphia Eagles | 4 | Dallas Cowboys | 1 |
| Total | 122.08 | 69.5 | ||
| Winner | Drew Crew |
| Position | Shotgun Bob | Points | Team Harris | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen - BUF | 51.88 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 13.72 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 23.7 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 20.1 |
| RB | Blake Corum - LAR | 3.4 | Kareem Hunt - KC | 3.9 |
| WR | Brandin Cooks - DAL | 7.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN | 4.3 |
| WR | Tutu Atwell - LAR | 7.5 | Xavier Legette - CAR | 5.9 |
| WR | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 1.5 | Garrett Wilson - NYJ | 18.4 |
| TE | Dawson Knox - BUF | 1.5 | Chig Okonkwo - TEN | 3.8 |
| K | Tyler Bass - BUF | 6 | Will Reichard - MIN | 5 |
| D | San Francisco 49ers | 15 | Arizona Cardinals | -4 |
| Total | 117.78 | 71.12 | ||
| Winner | Shotgun Bob |
| Position | Green Bowl Packers | Points | SaquON & On & On & On | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow - CIN | 24.56 | Patrick Mahomes - KC | 14.1 |
| RB | Isaac Guerendo - SF | 26.8 | Saquon Barkley - PHI | 14.4 |
| RB | Kyren Williams - LAR | 23.7 | Bucky Irving - TB | 2.8 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 17.4 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 45.1 |
| WR | Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - TEN | 2.9 | Ladd McConkey - LAC | 0 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 28.1 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 21.4 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki - CIN | 5.4 | Jonnu Smith - MIA | 13.4 |
| K | Chris Boswell - PIT | 11 | Matthew Wright - KC | 16 |
| D | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10 |
| Total | 149.86 | 137.2 | ||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers |
| Position | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s | Points | Jordan Loves Younghoes | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 23.54 | Justin Herbert - LAC | 13.72 |
| RB | Bucky Irving - TB | 2.8 | Alvin Kamara - NO | 12.9 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet - SEA | 38.3 | Rico Dowdle - DAL | 15.1 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley - TEN | 12.9 | Cooper Kupp - LAR | 20.2 |
| WR | Adam Thielen - CAR | 19.2 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 17.4 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 21.6 | Drake London - ATL | 12 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.5 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 8.5 |
| K | Nick Folk - TEN | 7 | Cameron Dicker - LAC | 5 |
| D | Miami Dolphins | 0 | New Orleans Saints | 9 |
| Total | 133.84 | 113.82 | ||
| Winner | Tyrannosaurs in F-14s |
