As an ongoing experiment this year in Big League Fantasy Football, the weekly write-ups will be authored courtesy of various members. If you would like to contribute a post, let Turner know.
Week 2 is in the books! This writeup is being brought to you by longtime league member, She
Sucks My Boswell. I don’t really have much housekeeping to provide… I am just a team
manager and do not know the ins and outs of our great league. But I was scanning the “Meet
the League” tab over the weekend and was disappointed in so many incompletes from you all. I
only know a handful of the 36 teams, I would love to put some names and faces to the rest of
this league! It just takes a minute or two to fill out and I encourage everyone to do so! Now let’s
get to business.
Highest Scorer: She Sucks My Boswell (153.6)
Well well well… it is yours truly! Let it be known that this is just a coincidence. Scoring the
highest points and then having to do the weekly write up is not a new league rule (back to back
weeks it has happened!). This great fantasy output can be attributed to some good strategy
(starting whatever QB is going up against the Dolphins that week) and some luck (holy shit
Wan’dale Robinson).
Biggest Blowout: She Sucks My Boswell vs Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (76.3)
Guess whose back… back again! So far I’m just writing about myself… so let’s shine some light
on our poop eater. Credit to him, it’s a lot worse than it should have been. I don’t know who Mr.
Poop Eater is but they are obviously a savvy veteran of this league. Once the writing was on the
wall, they started subbing out the heavy hitters for some lackluster players to save them for later
on in the season. (Take notes, newbies!)
Closest Call: Hancocky Bastards vs Southport Skegs (1.32)
We had a barn burner this week!! “2 points from the QB? Who cares. 1 point from the RB2?
Idgaf.” says those Hancocky Bastards. They won this game in the 4th quarter of the late night
MNF game. At 1 am eastern, The Chargers Defense gets an interception on the 3rd to last
Raiders drive and then gets a sack on the 2nd to last drive to put the nail in the coffin for the
Southport Skegs.
Best Find: Wan’Dale Robinson (28.2 points)
Kentucky football legend, Wan’Dale Robinson showed up and showed out this week!! 142 yards
and a touchdown for an impressive 28.2 fantasy points, the Frankfort native put the league on
notice. Only his second 100 yard game in his four year career. S/O to myself and Bad At This
for being ahead of the curve!
Biggest Bust: Zach Charbonnet (1 point)
Three teams (Skid Marks, Hancocky Bastards, and Zurich Fins) watched Zach Charbonnet
receive more carries, run for double the amount of yards, and get the goal line touchdown vs the
49ers in week one than KW3. Those 3 took a chance on the sophomore RB in week 2 and how was their belief repaid? Well he once again received more carries. But this time KW3 outran his
backup by 95 yards and a touchdown. It’s gonna be a tricky RB room in Seattle all season.
Week 2 Oddities:
-Week 2 featured two teams (Krusty Krab Pizzas and Drew) to play kickers who are on the IR
and one team (Oodles of Noodles) to play a QB who was ruled out two days before kickoff.
-The entire Ravioli Division is sitting at 1-1 after 2 weeks
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I would like to end my week 2 recap with an experiment. I’ve often wondered how many league
owners take the time to read these weekly recaps.
And to try and figure it out I’m going to ask you to play Graham Gano as your kicker this week
in fantasy.
This is by no means an order. If you wish to save him or play someone else for whatever reason
then by all means do your thing. I just simply would like to see just how many of us are out there
reading these great recaps put out each week!
I also wonder what the non recap readers would think to see a majority of the league just
randomly playing Graham Gano as their kicker haha!
Love Always,
She Sucks My Boswell (Kenneth)
