2026-27 Week 3 Scores

Position Beaver Blitz Iceman’s Disciples
QB C.J. Stroud - HOU 11.68 15.94 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Omarion Hampton - LAC 5.6 9.9 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Chase Brown - CIN 8.9 15 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
WR DK Metcalf - PIT 12.1 3.8 Jalen Coker - CAR
WR Romeo Doubs - NE 7.9 10.6 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Parker Washington - JAX 13 21 Matthew Golden - GB
TE Isaiah Likely - NYG 3.3 9.3 Jake Ferguson - DAL
K Dominic Zvada - NYG 12 12 Tyler Loop - BAL
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 13 7 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 87.48 104.54
Winner Iceman’s Disciples (+17.06)
Position Up!!! H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Bryce Young - CAR 13.64 19.36 Jared Goff - DET
RB Omarion Hampton - LAC 5.6 15 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB Emmett Johnson - KC 4.8 1.2 Jadarian Price - SEA
WR Malik Nabers - NYG 7.6 21 Matthew Golden - GB
WR Jameson Williams - DET 8.9 10.6 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN 18.7 26.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Tucker Kraft - GB 6.6 6 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 5 11 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 7 6 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 77.84 116.86
Winner H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+39.02)
Position Ocean’s 9 Cooper DeJean is not my lover
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 20.44 12.74 Justin Herbert - LAC
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 20.6 9 Saquon Barkley - PHI
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 15 13.6 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR Josh Downs - IND 12.7 26.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Adonai Mitchell - NYJ 0 1.6 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Christian Watson - GB 22.6 8.5 Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 6 0 Oronde Gadsden - LAC
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 12 5 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 7 0 Cincinnati Bengals - CIN
Total 116.34 77.14
Winner Ocean’s 9 (+39.2)
Position Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? She Sucks My Boswell
QB Case Keenum - CHI 24.48 13.64 Bryce Young - CAR
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 13 20.6 Jaylen Warren - PIT
RB David Montgomery - HOU 6.8 8.5 Breece Hall - NYJ
WR Makai Lemon - PHI 5.9 10.6 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Jalen Coker - CAR 3.8 3.8 Jalen Coker - CAR
WR Malik Washington - MIA 16.6 8.1 Denzel Boston - CLE
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 23.3 6.6 Tucker Kraft - GB
K Tyler Bass - BUF 6 6 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 6 6 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 105.88 83.84
Winner Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+22.04)
Position The Culver’s Less Traveled By Woke Up and Chose Violence
QB Bryce Young - CAR 13.64 15.94 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 13 13 Cam Skattebo - NYG
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 9.9 15 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
WR Christian Watson - GB 22.6 21 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Mike Evans - SF 12.4 6.4 Jaylen Waddle - DEN
WR Adonai Mitchell - NYJ 0 19.7 Chris Olave - NO
TE Tucker Kraft - GB 6.6 26.2 George Kittle - SF
K Tyler Bass - BUF 6 6 Tyler Bass - BUF
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB -6 7 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 78.14 130.24
Winner Woke Up and Chose Violence (+52.1)
Position Freakofnature Hock Out With My KOC Out
QB Josh Allen - BUF 17.46 26.04 Geno Smith - NYJ
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 21.9 5.6 Omarion Hampton - LAC
RB Tank Bigsby - PHI -0.5 13.6 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.7 4 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Jalen Coker - CAR 3.8 26.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
WR Tre Tucker - LV 8.3 4.1 Kayshon Boutte - HOU
TE Dalton Kincaid - BUF 3.8 5.4 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Cam Little - JAX 4 5 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 7 7 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 85.46 97.44
Winner Hock Out With My KOC Out (+11.98)
Position Dez Still Caught It Depressed Colts Fan
QB Jared Goff - DET 19.36 10.42 Kyler Murray - MIN
RB David Montgomery - HOU 6.8 21.3 Kenneth Walker III - KC
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 9.9 9 Travis Etienne Jr. - NO
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 5.7 12.1 DK Metcalf - PIT
WR Dontayvion Wicks - PHI 5.2 5.2 Justin Jefferson - MIN
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 26.7 0 Adonai Mitchell - NYJ
TE Travis Kelce - KC 13.9 0 Dallas Goedert - PHI
K Eddy Pineiro - SF 2 7 Cameron Dicker - LAC
DEF Kansas City Chiefs - KC 7 3 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 96.56 68.02
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+28.54)
Position The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma Riley Read Option
QB Jared Goff - DET 19.36 27.66 Sam Darnold - SEA
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 13 9.9 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Jadarian Price - SEA 1.2 13.6 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR Ja'Marr Chase - CIN 24.8 23.3 Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 3.7 1.6 Khalil Shakir - BUF
WR Devaughn Vele - NO 6.9 8.5 Xavier Hutchinson - HOU
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 23.3 23.5 Kenyon Sadiq - NYJ
K Eddy Pineiro - SF 2 12 Dominic Zvada - NYG
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 3 13 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 97.26 133.06
Winner Riley Read Option (+35.8)
Position hancocky bastards All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love
QB Case Keenum - CHI 24.48 31.28 Brock Purdy - SF
RB Tank Bigsby - PHI -0.5 15 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB Kyle Monangai - CHI 3.1 20.6 Jaylen Warren - PIT
WR Jahdae Walker - CHI 0 10.6 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Britain Covey - PHI 2.6 3.8 Jalen Coker - CAR
WR Elijah Moore - PHI 0 5.2 Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
TE Johnny Mundt - PHI 1.4 5.4 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Cairo Santos - CHI 10 17 Spencer Shrader - IND
DEF Chicago Bears - CHI 13 9 New York Giants - NYG
Total 54.08 117.88
Winner All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love (+63.8)
Position Historically Bad at This Zurich Fins
QB Geno Smith - NYJ 26.04 23.8 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 9.9 15 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB Blake Corum - LAR 3.5 20.6 Jaylen Warren - PIT
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 12.5 22.6 Christian Watson - GB
WR Josh Downs - IND 12.7 10.6 Ladd McConkey - LAC
WR Xavier Hutchinson - HOU 8.5 3.8 Jalen Coker - CAR
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 5.4 1.9 Terrance Ferguson - LAR
K Will Reichard - MIN 16 2 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF Carolina Panthers - CAR 6 3 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 100.54 103.3
Winner Zurich Fins (+2.76)
Position Southport Skegs Daejon’s Deceivers
QB Josh Allen - BUF 17.46 23.8 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 41.4 9.9 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 21.9 1.2 Jadarian Price - SEA
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 35.36 6.9 Devaughn Vele - NO
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 12.5 5.2 Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
WR Rashee Rice - KC 15.8 10.6 Ladd McConkey - LAC
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 5.4 6 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Jake Bates - DET 7 4 Cam Little - JAX
DEF Houston Texans - HOU 14.9 9 New York Giants - NYG
Total 171.72 76.6
Winner Southport Skegs (+95.12)
Position Kingpins of Crime Endzone Jones
QB Jordan Love - GB 18.48 15.94 Patrick Mahomes - KC
RB James Cook III - BUF 19.4 6.8 David Montgomery - HOU
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 5.1 9.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Tre Tucker - LV 8.3 13 Parker Washington - JAX
WR Malik Nabers - NYG 7.6 5.2 Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
WR Denzel Boston - CLE 8.1 26.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Jake Ferguson - DAL 9.3 27.6 Brock Bowers - LV
K Chase McLaughlin - TB 12 2 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF New Orleans Saints - NO 10.3 7 Detroit Lions - DET
Total 98.58 113.44
Winner Endzone Jones (+14.86)
Position The Emotionally Injured Reserve Ward and Peace
QB Bryce Young - CAR 13.64 23.8 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Chase Brown - CIN 8.9 13 Cam Skattebo - NYG
RB Breece Hall - NYJ 8.5 14.2 Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
WR Rashod Bateman - BAL 5.7 4 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 26.7 11.8 Carnell Tate - TEN
WR Christian Watson - GB 22.6 7.6 Courtland Sutton - DEN
TE Pat Freiermuth - PIT 5.1 3.1 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Trey Smack - GB -1 1 Jake Elliott - PHI
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 3 4 Los Angeles Rams - LAR
Total 93.14 82.5
Winner The Emotionally Injured Reserve (+10.64)
Position unbelievably high Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade
QB Jalen Hurts - PHI 12.62 27.66 Sam Darnold - SEA
RB Saquon Barkley - PHI 9 21.3 Kenneth Walker III - KC
RB D'Andre Swift - CHI 10.8 13.6 Tony Pollard - TEN
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 12.5 7.6 Malik Nabers - NYG
WR Luther Burden III - CHI 19.8 2.9 KC Concepcion - CLE
WR Dontayvion Wicks - PHI 5.2 12.7 Josh Downs - IND
TE Colston Loveland - CHI 7.1 5.4 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Cairo Santos - CHI 10 9 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI -1 -1 Philadelphia Eagles - PHI
Total 86.02 99.16
Winner Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+13.14)
Position Scrantonicity 8 The Good Guys
QB Aaron Rodgers - PIT 22.68 23.8 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 21.9 9.9 Quinshon Judkins - CLE
RB Ashton Jeanty - LV 12.3 6.8 David Montgomery - HOU
WR Jaylen Waddle - DEN 6.4 3.8 Jalen Coker - CAR
WR Mike Evans - SF 12.4 7.9 Romeo Doubs - NE
WR Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF 23.3 0 Adonai Mitchell - NYJ
TE Trey McBride - ARI 16.5 1.9 Terrance Ferguson - LAR
K Eddy Pineiro - SF 2 5 Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI -1 9 New York Giants - NYG
Total 116.48 68.1
Winner Scrantonicity 8 (+48.38)
Position Skid Marks Krusty Krab Pizzas
QB Joe Burrow - CIN 22.58 31.28 Brock Purdy - SF
RB Bijan Robinson - ATL 35.3 9.2 Jonathan Taylor - IND
RB Chase Brown - CIN 8.9 19.4 James Cook III - BUF
WR Mike Evans - SF 12.4 0 A.J. Brown - NE
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 3.7 0 Nico Collins - HOU
WR Jalen Coker - CAR 3.8 19.7 Chris Olave - NO
TE Colston Loveland - CHI 7.1 14.7 Tyler Warren - IND
K Cam Little - JAX 4 16 Will Reichard - MIN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 3 3 Seattle Seahawks - SEA
Total 100.78 113.28
Winner Krusty Krab Pizzas (+12.5)
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Game of Lan
QB Jared Goff - DET 19.36 19.36 Jared Goff - DET
RB De'Von Achane - MIA 1.7 15 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 21.8 1.2 Jadarian Price - SEA
WR DeVonta Smith - PHI 12.5 5.7 Rashod Bateman - BAL
WR Emeka Egbuka - TB 11.2 4 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Ladd McConkey - LAC 10.6 21 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE Tucker Kraft - GB 6.6 3.3 Isaiah Likely - NYG
K Jake Bates - DET 7 11 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF New York Giants - NYG 9 6 Carolina Panthers - CAR
Total 99.76 86.56
Winner Jordan Loves Younghoes (+13.2)
Position TheNuke Pay Day Gray
QB Jared Goff - DET 19.36 17.46 Josh Allen - BUF
RB Kenneth Walker III - KC 21.3 5.6 Omarion Hampton - LAC
RB Ashton Jeanty - LV 12.3 9 Saquon Barkley - PHI
WR Drake London - ATL 28.4 11.9 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 26.7 4 Xavier Worthy - KC
WR Parker Washington - JAX 13 5.7 Rashod Bateman - BAL
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 6 23.3 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Jason Myers - SEA 9 -1 Wil Lutz - DEN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 3 7 Kansas City Chiefs - KC
Total 139.06 82.96
Winner TheNuke (+56.1)