2026-27 Week 4 Scores

Position Kingpins of Crime Up!!!
QB Jared Goff - DET 20.48 13.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN 16.8 36.7 Kyren Williams - LAR
RB Christian McCaffrey - SF 16 9.5 Chris Rodriguez Jr. - JAX
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.6 25.8 Zay Flowers - BAL
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.6 15.4 Rome Odunze - CHI
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 5.7 0 Kendrick Bourne - ARI
TE Brock Bowers - LV 20.6 11.9 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Tyler Bass - BUF 8 5 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 121.78 127.38
Winner Up!!! (+5.6)
Position Historically Bad at This Freakofnature
QB Bryce Young - CAR 21.46 15.94 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN 16.8 30.9 Kenneth Walker III - KC
RB Jaylen Warren - PIT 15.6 16.3 James Cook III - BUF
WR Keenan Allen - IND 0 9.1 Jordan Addison - MIN
WR Devaughn Vele - NO 17.4 12.6 Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA
WR Mack Hollins - NE 8.3 2.7 DJ Moore - BUF
TE Darren Waller - CAR 6.6 10.1 Trey McBride - ARI
K Trey Smack - GB 7 10 Brandon Aubrey - DAL
DEF Green Bay Packers - GB 10 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 103.16 114.64
Winner Freakofnature (+11.48)
Position unbelievably high TheNuke
QB Sam Darnold - SEA 13.32 13.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Jahmyr Gibbs - DET 17.7 16.3 James Cook III - BUF
RB Chuba Hubbard - CAR 25.9 36.7 Kyren Williams - LAR
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 9.1 15.5 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
WR Rashee Rice - KC 0 7.7 Christian Watson - GB
WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba - SEA 12.6 45.2 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
TE Darren Waller - CAR 6.6 22.4 Sam LaPorta - DET
K Jake Bates - DET 18 5 Evan McPherson - CIN
DEF Seattle Seahawks - SEA 12 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 115.22 168.88
Winner TheNuke (+53.66)
Position The Emotionally Injured Reserve Scrantonicity 8
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 13.08 13.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 15.9 16.3 James Cook III - BUF
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 25.9 Chuba Hubbard - CAR
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 16.5 26.7 Tee Higgins - CIN
WR Jakobi Meyers - JAX 6.3 9.1 Jordan Addison - MIN
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.6 23.2 Malik Nabers - NYG
TE Brenton Strange - JAX 16.5 13.7 Mark Andrews - BAL
K Chris Boswell - PIT 1 9 Nick Folk - ATL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 7 10 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 89.58 146.98
Winner Scrantonicity 8 (+57.4)
Position Skid Marks Dez Still Caught It
QB Kyler Murray - MIN 11.48 13.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Derrick Henry - BAL 15.9 8.7 Braelon Allen - NYJ
RB Bucky Irving - TB 6.1 27 Emanuel Wilson - SEA
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.6 45.2 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
WR Kalif Raymond - CHI 2.6 4.6 Josh Downs - IND
WR Tre Tucker - LV 8.4 26.7 Tee Higgins - CIN
TE Travis Kelce - KC 3.5 2.9 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 19 Will Reichard - MIN
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 82.58 154.18
Winner Dez Still Caught It (+71.6)
Position Jordan Loves Younghoes Beaver Blitz
QB Tyler Shough - NO 15.94 0 Dresser Winn - LAR
RB Quinshon Judkins - CLE 21.6 0 Sone Ntoh - BAL
RB George Holani - SEA 3 0 Trevor Etienne - CAR
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 45.2 0 Tommy Mellott - NO
WR Parker Washington - JAX 2 0 Kobe Hudson - CAR
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.6 15.5 Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 2.9 0 Sammis Reyes - MIN
K Daniel Carlson - NO 4 0 Dominik Eberle - DET
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 6 LA Chargers - LAC
Total 109.24 21.5
Winner Jordan Loves Younghoes (+87.74)
Position Zurich Fins Hock Out With My KOC Out
QB Bryce Young - CAR 21.46 21.46 Bryce Young - CAR
RB Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN 16.8 16.8 Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 27 Emanuel Wilson - SEA
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.6 45.2 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
WR Michael Wilson - ARI 16.5 4.8 Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 9.1 11 Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN
TE Dalton Schultz - HOU 2.9 2.9 Dalton Schultz - HOU
K Will Reichard - MIN 19 16 Spencer Shrader - IND
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 5 10 Green Bay Packers - GB
Total 104.06 155.16
Winner Hock Out With My KOC Out (+51.1)
Position Daejon’s Deceivers Woke Up and Chose Violence
QB Jared Goff - DET 20.48 13.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 6.5 Jeremiyah Love - ARI
RB David Montgomery - HOU 4.3 6.1 Bucky Irving - TB
WR Jakobi Meyers - JAX 6.3 41.3 CeeDee Lamb - DAL
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.6 14.6 Drake London - ATL
WR Luther Burden III - CHI 11.4 11.4 Luther Burden III - CHI
TE Juwan Johnson - NO 11.9 9.1 Tyler Warren - IND
K Spencer Shrader - IND 16 3 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 7 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 90.68 115.08
Winner Woke Up and Chose Violence (+24.4)
Position Endzone Jones H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO
QB Bryce Young - CAR 21.46 15.94 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN 16.8 8.7 Braelon Allen - NYJ
RB Jeremiyah Love - ARI 6.5 27 Emanuel Wilson - SEA
WR Josh Downs - IND 4.6 16.2 Jameson Williams - DET
WR Chris Olave - NO 19.6 9.1 Jordan Addison - MIN
WR Malachi Fields - NYG 13.2 2 Parker Washington - JAX
TE Tyler Warren - IND 9.1 6.6 Darren Waller - CAR
K Tyler Loop - BAL 6 9 Chad Ryland - ARI
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 107.26 101.54
Winner Endzone Jones (+5.72)
Position Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma
QB Trevor Lawrence - JAX 13.08 15.94 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 30.9 Kenneth Walker III - KC
RB Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN 16.8 25.7 Brian Robinson Jr. - ATL
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 9.1 0 Rashee Rice - KC
WR Tee Higgins - CIN 26.7 22.9 Deebo Samuel Sr. - SF
WR Quentin Johnston - LAC 5 1.8 Jauan Jennings - MIN
TE Zach Ertz - PHI 3.3 20.6 Brock Bowers - LV
K Trey Smack - GB 7 3 Jason Myers - SEA
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 1 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 90.68 130.84
Winner The Jacked Son’s Myth Enigma (+40.16)
Position Krusty Krab Pizzas Depressed Colts Fan
QB Patrick Mahomes - KC 17 13.08 Trevor Lawrence - JAX
RB Chase Brown - CIN 19.1 8.7 Braelon Allen - NYJ
RB David Montgomery - HOU 4.3 22.7 Jonathan Taylor - IND
WR Drake London - ATL 14.6 4.8 Dontayvion Wicks - PHI
WR George Pickens - DAL 9.5 4.6 Josh Downs - IND
WR Rashee Rice - KC 0 23.2 Malik Nabers - NYG
TE Tucker Kraft - GB 16.5 24.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU 16 14 Cam Little - JAX
DEF Philadelphia Eagles - PHI 4 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 101 125.98
Winner Depressed Colts Fan (+24.98)
Position She Sucks My Boswell Riley Read Option
QB Jared Goff - DET 20.48 21.46 Bryce Young - CAR
RB Bucky Irving - TB 6.1 16.8 Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
RB Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN 16.8 6.1 Bucky Irving - TB
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 15.5 9.5 George Pickens - DAL
WR Jordan Addison - MIN 9.1 17.4 Devaughn Vele - NO
WR Drake London - ATL 14.6 11.4 Luther Burden III - CHI
TE Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE 11.7 24.9 T.J. Hockenson - MIN
K Tyler Loop - BAL 6 4 Eddy Pineiro - SF
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 110.28 118.56
Winner Riley Read Option (+8.28)
Position Ward and Peace The Good Guys
QB Lamar Jackson - BAL 18.88 21.46 Bryce Young - CAR
RB Kyren Williams - LAR 36.7 16.8 Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 8.7 Braelon Allen - NYJ
WR Nico Collins - HOU 30.8 16.5 Michael Wilson - ARI
WR Davante Adams - LAR 7.2 45.2 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
WR Luther Burden III - CHI 11.4 4.6 Josh Downs - IND
TE George Kittle - SF 17 11.9 Juwan Johnson - NO
K Tyler Loop - BAL 6 6 Tyler Loop - BAL
DEF Baltimore Ravens - BAL 7 7 Baltimore Ravens - BAL
Total 143.68 138.16
Winner Ward and Peace (+5.52)
Position Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade Pay Day Gray
QB Tyler Shough - NO 15.94 15.94 Tyler Shough - NO
RB Jeremiyah Love - ARI 6.5 27.7 Bijan Robinson - ATL
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 22.8 Alvin Kamara - NO
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 45.2 45.2 Tetairoa McMillan - CAR
WR Devaughn Vele - NO 17.4 17.4 Devaughn Vele - NO
WR Dontayvion Wicks - PHI 4.8 5.2 Brycen Tremayne - CAR
TE Zach Ertz - PHI 3.3 7.7 Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL
K Nick Folk - ATL 9 18 Jake Bates - DET
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 1 2.9 New Orleans Saints - NO
Total 111.84 162.84
Winner Pay Day Gray (+51)
Position Cooper DeJean is not my lover All You Need is (Jeremiyah) Love
QB Marcus Mariota - WSH 5.34 21.46 Bryce Young - CAR
RB Jeremiyah Love - ARI 6.5 8.7 Braelon Allen - NYJ
RB Cam Skattebo - NYG 7.6 2 Saquon Barkley - PHI
WR Terry McLaurin - WSH 0 9.1 Jordan Addison - MIN
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 45.2 4.6 Josh Downs - IND
WR Wan'Dale Robinson - TEN 11 16.5 Michael Wilson - ARI
TE Brenton Strange - JAX 16.5 0 Kenyon Sadiq - NYJ
K Nick Folk - ATL 9 9 Nick Folk - ATL
DEF Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT 5 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 106.14 81.36
Winner Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+24.78)
Position Ocean’s 9 hancocky bastards
QB Bryce Young - CAR 21.46 21.46 Bryce Young - CAR
RB Braelon Allen - NYJ 8.7 16.8 Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN
RB Alvin Kamara - NO 22.8 6.1 Bucky Irving - TB
WR Keenan Allen - IND 0 30.8 Nico Collins - HOU
WR Tetairoa McMillan - CAR 45.2 4.6 Josh Downs - IND
WR Garrett Wilson - NYJ 5.7 16.5 Michael Wilson - ARI
TE Darren Waller - CAR 6.6 9.1 Tyler Warren - IND
K Brandon Aubrey - DAL 10 6 Tyler Loop - BAL
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 1 Buffalo Bills - BUF
Total 130.46 112.36
Winner Ocean’s 9 (+18.1)
Position Game of Lan Iceman’s Disciples
QB Kyler Murray - MIN 11.48 20.48 Jared Goff - DET
RB Jeremiyah Love - ARI 6.5 11.1 Bhayshul Tuten - JAX
RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt - WSH 7 7.4 D'Andre Swift - CHI
WR Drake London - ATL 14.6 16.5 Michael Wilson - ARI
WR Malik Nabers - NYG 23.2 16.2 Jameson Williams - DET
WR Luther Burden III - CHI 11.4 5.7 Garrett Wilson - NYJ
TE Mark Andrews - BAL 13.7 6.6 Darren Waller - CAR
K Spencer Shrader - IND 16 19 Will Reichard - MIN
DEF Buffalo Bills - BUF 1 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 104.88 112.98
Winner Iceman’s Disciples (+8.1)
Position Southport Skegs The Culver’s Less Traveled By
QB Tyler Shough - NO 15.94 11.48 Kyler Murray - MIN
RB Ashton Jeanty - LV 18.6 17.7 Jahmyr Gibbs - DET
RB James Cook III - BUF 16.3 4.3 David Montgomery - HOU
WR Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET 15.5 9.5 George Pickens - DAL
WR Parker Washington - JAX 2 0 DeVonta Smith - PHI
WR Matthew Golden - GB 11.7 0 Jalen Coker - CAR
TE Travis Kelce - KC 3.5 13.6 Isaiah Likely - NYG
K Evan McPherson - CIN 5 16 Spencer Shrader - IND
DEF Minnesota Vikings - MIN 10 10 Minnesota Vikings - MIN
Total 98.54 82.58
Winner Southport Skegs (+15.96)