| Position |  |
Endzone Jones | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 6.84 | 10.32 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jonathan Taylor - IND | 12.8 | 17.3 | Dylan Sampson - CLE | 
|
| RB | 
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 14.5 | 18.6 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 4.6 | 12.4 | Chris Olave - NO | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 11.8 | 2.2 | Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Luther Burden III - CHI | 0.7 | 3 | Rashod Bateman - BAL | 
|
| TE | 
|
David Njoku - CLE | 6.7 | 9.9 | Tucker Kraft - GB | 
|
| K | 
|
Cam Little - JAX | 15 | 8 | Wil Lutz - DEN | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 12 | 16 | Denver Broncos - DEN | 
|
| Total | 84.94 | 97.72 | ||||
| Winner | Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (+12.78) | |||||
| Position |  |
The Los Angeles ICE-melters | Up!!! |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Daniel Jones - IND | 29.48 | 5.26 | Tua Tagovailoa - MIA | 
|
| RB | 
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.9 | 12.8 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| RB | 
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.7 | 8.5 | Jordan Mason - MIN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 18.1 | 9 | Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 
|
| WR | 
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20 | 7 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Xavier Legette - CAR | 4 | 17.7 | Jakobi Meyers - LV | 
|
| TE | 
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 10.6 | 6.7 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 11 | 8 | Wil Lutz - DEN |
|
| DEF | 
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 5 | 16 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 129.78 | 90.96 | ||||
| Winner | The Los Angeles ICE-melters (+38.82) | |||||
| Position | |
Zurich Fins | Hock Out With My KOC Out | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.32 | 15.78 | Drake Maye - NE | 
|
| RB | 
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 5.4 | 14.4 | James Conner - ARI | 
|
| RB | 
|
Jaylen Warren - PIT | 13.9 | 1.5 | Jerome Ford - CLE | 
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 9 | 1.5 | Michael Wilson - ARI | 
|
| WR | 
|
DeVonta Smith - PHI | 4.6 | 16.2 | Cedric Tillman - CLE | 
|
| WR | 
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 18.1 | 2.2 | Marvin Mims Jr. - DEN |
|
| TE | 
|
Evan Engram - DEN | 5.1 | 9.9 | Brenton Strange - JAX | 
|
| K | 
|
Matt Gay - WAS | 3 | 2 | Andre Szmyt - CLE | 
|
| DEF | 
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 8 | 4 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 
|
| Total | 77.42 | 67.48 | ||||
| Winner | Zurich Fins (+9.94) | |||||
| Position | |
Fighting Methodists | WinnersWin | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Joe Burrow - CIN | 8.82 | 20.12 | Jayden Daniels - WAS | 
|
| RB | 
|
Omarion Hampton - LAC | 8.1 | 15 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET | 
|
| RB | 
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 14.8 | 21.2 | James Cook - BUF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 9.1 | 11.6 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 
|
| WR |
|
Jakobi Meyers - LV | 17.7 | 9.1 | Davante Adams - LAR |
|
| WR |
|
Chris Olave - NO | 12.4 | 18.1 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| TE | 
|
T.J. Hockenson - MIN | 4.5 | 11.6 | Zach Ertz - WAS | 
|
| K | 
|
Cairo Santos - CHI | 6 | 9 | Harrison Butker - KC | 
|
| DEF |
|
New York Jets - NYJ | 5 | 4 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 
|
| Total | 86.42 | 119.72 | ||||
| Winner | WinnersWin (+33.3) | |||||
| Position | |
Depressed Colts Fan | In the Lannisters We Trust |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.32 | 20.12 | Jayden Daniels - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
Alvin Kamara - NO | 13.7 | 14.4 | James Conner - ARI |
|
| RB | 
|
Austin Ekeler - WAS | 8.7 | 11.1 | TreVeyon Henderson - NE | 
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 18.1 | 12.3 | DK Metcalf - PIT | 
|
| WR | 
|
Stefon Diggs - NE | 11.7 | 18.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Terry McLaurin - WAS | 4.7 | 12.4 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 6.7 | 0 | Shane Zylstra - DET | 
|
| K | 
|
Andy Borregales - NE | 7 | 15 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF |
|
Arizona Cardinals - ARI | 4 | 7 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 
|
| Total | 84.92 | 110.42 | ||||
| Winner | In the Lannisters We Trust (+25.5) | |||||
| Position | |
hancocky bastards | Jordan Loves Younghoes | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.32 | 8.16 | Bryce Young - CAR | 
|
| RB | 
|
Chase Brown - CIN | 13.1 | 20.4 | Javonte Williams - DAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 18.6 | 15.7 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 4.6 | 28.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Tetairoa McMillan - CAR | 11.8 | 14.8 | Ricky Pearsall - SF | 
|
| WR | 
|
Rashid Shaheed - NO | 9.3 | 9.3 | Rashid Shaheed - NO |
|
| TE | 
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 12.9 | 12.7 | Travis Kelce - KC | 
|
| K |
|
Matt Gay - WAS | 3 | 0 | Eddy Pineiro - SF | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 16 | 4 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 99.62 | 113.16 | ||||
| Winner | Jordan Loves Younghoes (+13.54) | |||||
| Position | |
Woke Up and Chose Violence | TheNuke | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Kyler Murray - ARI | 18.32 | 29.36 | Lamar Jackson - BAL | 
|
| RB |
|
Kenneth Walker III - SEA | 5.4 | 16.5 | De'Von Achane - MIA | 
|
| RB | 
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 16.5 | 7.9 | Tony Pollard - TEN | 
|
| WR | 
|
Tee Higgins - CIN | 6.3 | 11.7 | Stefon Diggs - NE |
|
| WR |
|
Davante Adams - LAR | 9.1 | 12.4 | Khalil Shakir - BUF | 
|
| WR |
|
DK Metcalf - PIT | 12.3 | 19.9 | Hollywood Brown - KC | 
|
| TE |
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 12.9 | 15.3 | Brock Bowers - LV | 
|
| K | 
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | 8 | Jake Elliott - PHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 16 | 1 | Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 
|
| Total | 105.82 | 122.06 | ||||
| Winner | TheNuke (+16.24) | |||||
| Position | |
Cooper DeJean is not my lover | Dez Still Caught It |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Joe Flacco - CLE | 12.2 | 15.92 | Jordan Love - GB | 
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.4 | 14.4 | James Conner - ARI |
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 18.6 | 15.7 | Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 11.6 | 8 | Tyreek Hill - MIA | 
|
| WR | 
|
Emeka Egbuka - TB | 23.6 | 11.6 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Legette - CAR | 4 | 8.8 | Romeo Doubs - GB | 
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 6.7 | 1.5 | Mark Andrews - BAL | 
|
| K |
|
Cam Little - JAX | 15 | 3 | Chase McLaughlin - TB | 
|
| DEF | 
|
New England Patriots - NE | 5 | 4 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 111.1 | 82.92 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper DeJean is not my lover (+28.18) | |||||
| Position | |
Green Bowl Packers | Bad at This | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 15.78 | 24.02 | Michael Penix Jr. - ATL | 
|
| RB |
|
Breece Hall - NYJ | 16.5 | 8.7 | Austin Ekeler - WAS |
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 1.5 | 13.7 | Alvin Kamara - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Ricky Pearsall - SF | 14.8 | 23.6 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 18.1 | 8.6 | DJ Moore - CHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Khalil Shakir - BUF | 12.4 | 12.4 | Khalil Shakir - BUF |
|
| TE |
|
Hunter Henry - NE | 10.6 | 0 | Cade Otton - TB | 
|
| K | 
|
Spencer Shrader - IND | 16 | 7 | Andy Borregales - NE |
|
| DEF |
|
Washington Commanders - WAS | 8 | 4 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 113.68 | 102.02 | ||||
| Winner | Green Bowl Packers (+11.66) | |||||
| Position | |
Oodles of Noodles | Krusty Krab Pizzas | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
Jared Goff - DET | 10.9 | 24.28 | Jalen Hurts - PHI | 
|
| RB |
|
Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX | 18.6 | 24.4 | Bijan Robinson - ATL | 
|
| RB | 
|
Rachaad White - TB | 2.6 | 15 | Jahmyr Gibbs - DET |
|
| WR | 
|
Nico Collins - HOU | 5.5 | 1.8 | A.J. Brown - PHI | 
|
| WR |
|
Zay Flowers - BAL | 28.1 | 8 | Tyreek Hill - MIA |
|
| WR | 
|
Mike Evans - TB | 10.1 | 4.6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| TE | 
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 14.8 | 12.7 | Travis Kelce - KC |
|
| K | 
|
Ka'imi Fairbairn - HOU | 14 | 8 | Jake Elliott - PHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers - PIT | 1 | 16 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 105.6 | 114.78 | ||||
| Winner | Krusty Krab Pizzas (+9.18) | |||||
| Position | |
The Good Guys | Ward and Peace | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | 
|
J.J. McCarthy - MIN | 22.22 | 8.16 | Bryce Young - CAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Brian Robinson Jr. - SF | 4.7 | 18.6 | Travis Etienne Jr. - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
J.K. Dobbins - DEN | 14.8 | 16.5 | Breece Hall - NYJ |
|
| WR |
|
Ricky Pearsall - SF | 14.8 | 17.7 | Jakobi Meyers - LV |
|
| WR | 
|
Keon Coleman - BUF | 25.2 | 7 | Jaylen Waddle - MIA |
|
| WR |
|
Romeo Doubs - GB | 8.8 | 11.8 | Tetairoa McMillan - CAR |
|
| TE |
|
Tucker Kraft - GB | 9.9 | 11.4 | Dallas Goedert - PHI | 
|
| K |
|
Tyler Loop - BAL | 11 | 15 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF |
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 4 | 7 | Cincinnati Bengals - CIN |
|
| Total | 115.42 | 113.16 | ||||
| Winner | The Good Guys (+2.26) | |||||
| Position |  |
Skid Marks | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.32 | 22.58 | Baker Mayfield - TB | 
|
| RB | 
|
Ashton Jeanty - LV | 12 | 1.5 | Jerome Ford - CLE |
|
| RB | 
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 7.9 | 12.8 | Jonathan Taylor - IND |
|
| WR |
|
Tyreek Hill - MIA | 8 | 10.1 | Mike Evans - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Courtland Sutton - DEN | 18.1 | 12.4 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 9 | 17.7 | Jakobi Meyers - LV |
|
| TE |
|
Dallas Goedert - PHI | 11.4 | 6.7 | David Njoku - CLE |
|
| K |
|
Wil Lutz - DEN | 8 | 8 | Younghoe Koo - ATL | 
|
| DEF |
|
Cincinnati Bengals - CIN | 7 | 5 | New York Jets - NYJ |
|
| Total | 91.72 | 96.78 | ||||
| Winner | H-O-T-T-O-DEEBO (+5.06) | |||||
| Position | |
Riley Read Option | Drew Crew | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Drake Maye - NE | 15.78 | 10.32 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Chuba Hubbard - CAR | 17.9 | 14.8 | J.K. Dobbins - DEN |
|
| RB | 
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 6 | 14.4 | James Conner - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Stefon Diggs - NE | 11.7 | 6.3 | Tee Higgins - CIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Hunter Renfrow - CAR | 3.1 | 14.8 | Ricky Pearsall - SF |
|
| WR | 
|
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine - MIA | 1.7 | 9.3 | Rashid Shaheed - NO |
|
| TE | 
|
Harold Fannin Jr. - CLE | 13.6 | 12.1 | Trey McBride - ARI | 
|
| K |
|
Andre Szmyt - CLE | 2 | 15 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF | 
|
Carolina Panthers - CAR | 1 | 4 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 72.78 | 101.02 | ||||
| Winner | Drew Crew (+28.24) | |||||
| Position |  |
Rusty Ryan and the All Reds | Southport Skegs |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Joe Flacco - CLE | 12.2 | 10.32 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Jerome Ford - CLE | 1.5 | 17.9 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR |
|
| RB | 
|
Kyren Williams - LAR | 13.9 | 29.2 | Derrick Henry - BAL | 
|
| WR |
|
Jerry Jeudy - CLE | 11.6 | 0 | Xavier Worthy - KC | 
|
| WR |
|
Xavier Worthy - KC | 0 | 11.6 | Jerry Jeudy - CLE |
|
| WR |
|
Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI | 18.1 | 28.1 | Zay Flowers - BAL |
|
| TE | 
|
Chig Okonkwo - TEN | 4.9 | 4.5 | T.J. Hockenson - MIN |
|
| K |
|
Cameron Dicker - LAC | 9 | 6 | Cairo Santos - CHI |
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 16 | 4 | Minnesota Vikings - MIN |
|
| Total | 87.2 | 111.62 | ||||
| Winner | Southport Skegs (+24.42) | |||||
| Position |  |
She Sucks My Boswell | Cooper Station | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Trevor Lawrence - JAX | 10.32 | 6.84 | Bo Nix - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
Nick Chubb - HOU | 6 | 13.1 | Chase Brown - CIN |
|
| RB |
|
James Conner - ARI | 14.4 | 17.9 | Chuba Hubbard - CAR |
|
| WR |
|
Brian Thomas Jr. - JAX | 9 | 4.6 | Ja'Marr Chase - CIN |
|
| WR | 
|
Josh Downs - IND | 3.2 | 23.6 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR | 
|
Olamide Zaccheaus - CHI | 8.2 | 12.4 | Chris Olave - NO |
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 6.7 | 5.1 | Evan Engram - DEN |
|
| K | 
|
Chad Ryland - ARI | 10 | 15 | Cam Little - JAX |
|
| DEF | 
|
Detroit Lions - DET | 2 | 16 | Denver Broncos - DEN |
|
| Total | 69.82 | 114.54 | ||||
| Winner | Cooper Station (+44.72) | |||||
| Position | |
Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? | Pay Day Gray | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
J.J. McCarthy - MIN | 22.22 | 10.32 | Trevor Lawrence - JAX |
|
| RB |
|
Aaron Jones Sr. - MIN | 15.7 | 13.9 | Jaylen Warren - PIT |
|
| RB | 
|
Ray Davis - BUF | 1.1 | 1.1 | Ray Davis - BUF |
|
| WR | 
|
Adam Thielen - MIN | 2 | 0 | Tyler Lockett - TEN | 
|
| WR |
|
Olamide Zaccheaus - CHI | 8.2 | 5.2 | Jayden Higgins - HOU | 
|
| WR | 
|
Jalen Nailor - MIN | 3.8 | 18.1 | Marvin Harrison Jr. - ARI |
|
| TE |
|
Dalton Kincaid - BUF | 14.8 | 12.9 | Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL |
|
| K | 
|
Matt Prater - BUF | 12 | 10 | Chad Ryland - ARI |
|
| DEF |
|
Minnesota Vikings - MIN | 4 | 5 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 83.82 | 76.52 | ||||
| Winner | Who’s Nailin’ Jalen? (+7.3) | |||||
| Position |  |
Kingpins of Crime | Freakofnature | |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Bo Nix - DEN | 6.84 | 6.84 | Bo Nix - DEN |
|
| RB |
|
RJ Harvey - DEN | 7.9 | 5.4 | Kenneth Walker III - SEA |
|
| RB |
|
Bucky Irving - TB | 14.5 | 14.4 | James Conner - ARI |
|
| WR |
|
Ja'Marr Chase - CIN | 4.6 | 18.1 | Courtland Sutton - DEN |
|
| WR | 
|
Drake London - ATL | 13.5 | 23.6 | Emeka Egbuka - TB |
|
| WR |
|
Cedric Tillman - CLE | 16.2 | 8.5 | Amon-Ra St. Brown - DET | 
|
| TE |
|
David Njoku - CLE | 6.7 | 15.3 | Brock Bowers - LV |
|
| K | 
|
Tyler Bass - BUF | 0 | 11 | Tyler Loop - BAL |
|
| DEF |
|
Los Angeles Rams - LAR | 12 | 4 | Arizona Cardinals - ARI |
|
| Total | 82.24 | 107.14 | ||||
| Winner | Freakofnature (+24.9) | |||||
| Position |  |
Scrantonicity 7 | Beaver Blitz |  |
||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB |
|
Baker Mayfield - TB | 22.58 | 22.58 | Baker Mayfield - TB |
|
| RB |
|
Tony Pollard - TEN | 7.9 | 14.5 | Bucky Irving - TB |
|
| RB |
|
Jordan Mason - MIN | 8.5 | 8.3 | David Montgomery - DET | 
|
| WR | 
|
CeeDee Lamb - DAL | 18 | 2 | Adam Thielen - MIN |
|
| WR |
|
Michael Pittman Jr. - IND | 20 | 18 | CeeDee Lamb - DAL |
|
| WR |
|
Josh Downs - IND | 3.2 | 8.6 | DJ Moore - CHI |
|
| TE |
|
Kyle Pitts Sr. - ATL | 12.9 | 13.9 | Sam LaPorta - DET | 
|
| K |
|
Jake Elliott - PHI | 8 | 3 | Jake Moody - CHI | 
|
| DEF |
|
Denver Broncos - DEN | 16 | 5 | New England Patriots - NE |
|
| Total | 117.08 | 95.88 | ||||
| Winner | Scrantonicity 7 (+21.2) | |||||
