Highest Scorer: Endzone Jones  (144.16 points)

144 is not the typical high-end score we see in Big League, where people have free roam to pick top options any given week. Alan didn’t exactly reach for tippy-top-shelf options, but he did pick several important pieces of the 2026-2027 Fantasy Story. Zay Flowers has been unstoppable since getting paid. So has Braelon Allen since getting the lion’s share of the Gotham City carries. Kraft also respectably scored on National Tight End day. It wasn’t the masterclass of Sun Tzu but it got the job done to get the top score this week.

Today, Endzone Jones gets the $15 as the weekly top scorer. Alan Bays, today you are a rich man.

Biggest Blowout: Kingpins of Crime vs Eating Poop @ The Eagles Parade (62.44 points)

I feel like Joe’s team (Parade) has been in the writeup every week. This week, though, they are on the suffering end of the cruel palm of Kingpins of Crime who so furiously swatted the Eagles out of air. The plan here was clear – score points. Tosh and the Kingpins exclusively rostered players in games with 50+ points on the projected Vegas game totals. And, boy, did show out. Even withstanding severe disappointments in Purdy, Henry, and LaPorta-Potty, Kingpins put the hurt on Joe who had five players FAIL to record 5+ points, 

And to put a cherry on top here, it’s always an extra-embarrassing moment when you are outscored by your own point total. To Joe, I say do better. 

Closest Call:  Ocean’s 9 vs Zurich Fins (1 point)

Finally we have one of those pirate ship vs pirate ship, across the bow cannon fights. Jordan Love neutralized. Mumpfield scored 0.1 less than Nico Collins. Jefferson surpassed T-Mac by 0.4 points. And the kickers scored the same. The game truly came down to Goedert’s Monday Night Football performance, and more specifically his final one handed grab in the 4th-quarter. If for those fingertips, a victory would be had in Switzerland. Instead, the win stays domestic.

Best Find:  KC “Kevin Concepcion” Concepcion (23.2 points, played by FOUR teams)

Four teams is a hair too many teams for my typical liking; however, two of those teams played the rookie against each other. Doesn’t count. The 24th overall pick in the draft has had a slow, maybe even modest, start to the season. This is mostly because he’s been outshone by his NFL classmate, Denzel, not Washington, Boston. In this week though, against the piss-poor Titans, Concepcion was rails. He caught 8 of 10 balls for 129 yards and even ran for 23 yards on the ground.

It’s a strange situation – the Browns. They’ve got two solid (at minimum) rookie wideouts. And a tight end and running back (both, also solid, at minimum) on rookie contracts. Yet at the helm, they have the league’s oldest first-time head coach in Monken, who admittedly has been calling games pretty well! But he’s calling plays for, um, someone who, um, is probably, um, best not talked about. 

Wait for the 2027 draft. See who they pick to toss the ball. And pray. That’s my unsolicited advice to Clevelanders.

Biggest Bust: Bryce Young (5.42 points, played by FOUR teams)

Young was a top-5 fantasy QB coming into this week. And against Tampa, he looked like a smash-o-la play. Yet, in this Divisional tilt against the Tampa Buccs, Young couldn’t get any momentum going. He only completed 14 passes to the tune of 163 yards. His sole passing TD was outnumbered by two INTs and a fumble. In no uncertain terms, his turnovers cost the Buccaneers the game. 

Oftentimes we’ll (rightfully) say that Quarterbacks aren’t at fault for a Defense’s poor performance (the Panthers gave up 43 points). Yet if the QB directly hands the ball to the opposing team, then, yeah, he’s at fault. The Buccaneers scored a passing TD, rushing TD, defensive TD, and special teams TD, with a field goal to boot…. ALL IN ONE QUARTER! 

But the overall point here is that Young was the third worst scoring quarterback on the week, only behind Daniel Jones (better left not talking about that) and Kenny Pickett, who took over for Young in the 4th quarter. Yikes.